Parasite

I don’t understand why this movie won so many awards. Sure, it’s slightly disturbing, and yes, it leaves you thinking about it for days after…but quite frankly so does “Donnie Darko” and I didn’t see that movie win anything at the Oscars in 2001.

To hear my full thoughts on this apparently “amazing” film, here’s my youtube review. Enjoy.

Popcorn Rating: 3 popped corns

Little Women (2019)

I am such a huge fan of this movie! I went in with a real excitement to be disappointed but instead I left without any mascara left on my face and my heart full of love for Timothee Chalamet. If you haven’t seen the Winona Ryder version then please go do that and also WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD?

Full review is below:

Popcorn Rating: 4 popped corns.

Sincerely Yours,

PFP

Falling Inn Love

I do not have a brilliant enough vocabulary to truly explain how terrible this movie is. If this movie was a candy, it would be the earwax flavor of Jelly Beans.

Popcorn Rating: 1 burnt kernel

Here’s the video with all my thoughts, which are not that many because this film was not worth my time.