GET UP. GO. FIND YOUR LIBRARY CARD AND RENT THIS MOVIE.
You will need 3 hours of time and a full stomach. Especially for the opening scene. Brutal.
Seriously, go watch it. Amazing acting. Amazing plot. Amazing chariots. Fun fact: Charlton Heston gets cut on his face in the chariot race – that was not planned, it was literally him being a major badass and continuing to act even though his horses were acting up.
Please watch. Please. Please.*
*it is during the time of Jesus, so prepare yourself
Popcorn rating: all the popcorn